This is a 'FOR SISTERS ONLY' post. All brothers in the house please DO NOT READ! Thank you. If you go ahead and read and get all irked out in the process, do not blame me. Don't say I did not warn you. You may now proceed at your own risk.
So I went to see a doctor after several months of worry. I have been having irregular visits from the Lady in red. You see, the Lady in red usually comes every month (except when there's a bun in the oven) bringing me some red red wine. We all dread her visits because once she is around, I get headaches, cramps, breakouts,stomach ache, back ache and yucky red red wine. Mr Somebody just can't stand her visits. His manly duties are put on hold until she leaves.' Is she gone yet'? He seems to be asking all the time. 'No', I reply. I'm sure she'll be gone by tomorrow. But tomorrow sometimes, never comes. In recent times, Lady in red had been coming with the aches and pains associated with her visits but with spots and drops of red red wine .For a moment I thought it had to be some side effects from Mirena. Then I remembered this comment on my RE-FOCUSING ON MY GOAL post from our dear friend Dr Anonymous.
"WOTTA HELL?! I MEAN I HAVE SEEN PPLE FATTER DAN U BUT WITH FLATTER TUMMIES! U LOOK VERY VERY PREGNANT AND U AINT EVEN DAT FAT. PLEASE GO CHEK URSELF AT THE HOSP. O....HOPEFULLY SOMETHING (GOD FORBID) ISN'T GROWING IN UR STOMACK...AND I'M NOT TALKN ABOUT A BABY!....SERIOUSLY O ".
I just wanted the doctor to find out if I had fibroids so he could get it out and give me my tummy back. But after he examined my stomach, he came out plainly to say it was FAT. 100% fat embedded in my bosom. 'You have to lose at least 20 kilogrammes in other to regularise your system. The fat in your stomach region is interferring with your hormonal balance. You must do something really fast about this in other to get everything back to normal.'
I have dropped a dress size (from UK 22 to 20)but it's still a far cry from my ideal size 14.Lord please help me.
More updates coming soon..................
