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Sunday, 20 May 2007

Re-focusing on my goal

"Mummy are you pregnant?" My four year old son asked me.

'No I'm not!?!?!, said I.

"Then why is your stomach so big?" He asked me.

"I don't know." I replied.

"Mummy is pregnant!" He said to himself running away immediately to share the news with his other siblings. Some days later, when I went after school to pick him and his siblings up, an interesting thing happened. His classmates all 4 to 5 year olds confronted me.

1st kid: (Smiling at me gleefully) Bobo's mummy is pregnant!

Me: (looking very puzzled) I'm Not!

2nd kid: (Giggling) But your stomach is big.

Me: I'm not pregnant!

3rd kid: There is a baby in bobo's mummy's stomick.

Me: There's no baby in my stomach.

1st kid: But bobo told us there is a baby in your stomick.

2nd kid: Are you FAT?

Me: I'm not fat, my stomach is not big, I'm not pregnant.

All 3 kids: Bobo's mummy is FAT! Hahahahaha.


This happened sometime in March this year. Hmmm........Children of these digital age no dey fear person at all. A few other things happened and I felt so bad I nearly lost my focus.

1) My sister-in-law came visiting. She took a good look at me and asked why I had not lost weight yet. I told her I recently lost 3kg. (My weight had indeed dropped from 114kg to 111kg). She hissed and told me how unserious I have been about weight loss .'But I have lost 3kg'. I told her again. She simply ignored me and said, 'You are not just serious at all.' 3kg?!?!?!?! What is that?!?!? I did not blame her for talking that way. You see, I had told everyone I saw last Christmas, that the next time they would see me, I'd be a size 14. She looked at me again, touched my belly, smiled and asked if I was pregnant. I told her I was not. She then said, "I know you are". I'm sure you are pregnant. You don't want to tell me yet'.

2) One of my neighbours saw me one morning and asked why he had not yet seen any change in my size despite all my "running around" every morning. (Point of correction Sir, I don't 'run around'. I jog, I exercise, I brisk-walk, I don't 'run around. 'My kids run around, you saying I run around makes me look unserious. I'm doing a serious thing here.) I was fuming on the inside as I could not say this out loud to his hearing. So I let it pass.

3) Mr Somebody's nephew saw me and said; 'Aunty, so if you had not been exercising you would have been bigger than this-o? 'How?' I asked him. He just went on talking, 'You go for jogging everyday but to me-o, you look the same. It's like you've even added small sef. (Chei! I don suffer.)

4) My other sister-in-law called me on the phone and said "Mkop nte ke ke okpokpon"( I heard that you are still fat). See how bad news spreads fast? I told her I'm still working on it. No need to bother telling her about the 3kg drop because it would not make any difference. 13kg would be noticeable and appreciated but 3kg in 5 months is like child's play.

5) I attended a wedding yesterday and I bumped into an old friend. The last time we saw ourselves was at our valedictory service in secondary school 1993 set. She said I looked 'very married'. Knowing what she meant by that, I smiled nicely and said; 'Yes I'm married'. "So because you are married you have to look like this ehn? How many kids do you have? She asked. 'Three', I replied. 'And is this the fourth'? She asked, pointing at my tummy. 'Yes'. I lied.



Truthfully speaking, I am tired of this whole thing. I'm tired of struggling everyday without getting visible results. I'm tired of being overweight. I'm tired of dieting by day and going off diet at night. I'm tired of going round in circles, I'm tired of being on a roller coaster ride. I'm tired of people thinking I'm pregnant. All the negative comments I got from people around really got to me. I then slipped into an all time high depression mode...................and ate.

Not one, not two not three but four fast food joints had opened in my neighbourhood within the space of two months. I had told myself that I would not go near them until I was comfortably slim. I would not even take my kids there to avoid getting tempted. But I visited them, one after the other, buying pizza, spring rolls, samosas, hot dogs, cake and every other forbidden thing. Then I ate.

I registered myself at another gym. The third gym in 6 months. This one has a swimming pool so I can swim after each aerobics session. I'm also adding weight training to my exercise schedule. There was a period in my married life I lost 10kg in three weeks. That was 5 years ago. I'm going to re -adopt that method because it worked pretty well for me back then. I was living solely on fruits, vegetables and water. I ate nothing more after 6pm. Talk of self discipline.

MESSAGE TO ME FROM ME:

"Fall down six times but stand up seven. The wagon will leave you behind but it's your job to keep chasing it down."- Dr Michael Lee.

I met my friend again, the one who got her jaws wired and MY! Has she lost weight! She said she had lost 2 dress sizes already and encouraged me to wire my teeth as well. Me? Wire my teeth again? Lie lie!!!! Never! The first and only time I wired my jaws, hunger dealt with me. I could not eat any solid thing because my jaws were jammed together so that nothing could pass through. I could not even open my mouth to talk. I was in the Choir and I completely forgot that I had to open my mouth to be able to sing. The Pastor kept asking what was wrong with me. I told him I was fat and needed to lose weight. He thought I was up to some kind of mischief and instructed me to remove the wirings. In the end, I had to free my mouth after two weeks of intense hunger. I can never try that technique again - or should I?!?!?!?

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Omodudu said...

How touching!Naija people are bold o. Telling all of that to your face.

LondonBuki said...

Gosh! I can't believe the way people talk...

One week, while I was on weightwatchers, I lost 1/2 a pound... you shoulda seen me I called my friends and I was crying and crying.

It can be very discouraging when you have not lost as much weight as you'd like, it doesn't help with comments you've heard...

You'll find a weightloss plan that will work for you and you'll be surprised.

Good luck...

Ugo Daniels said...

I beg to digress. Mrs someborri, you look hawt!!! as in HAWT!!! are yu tryna seduce me...lol!

Seriously, jst keep doing ya thang, sooner than later, you'll have reason to smile..xx

twinsmum said...

Wow, It never ceases to amaze me how people can be so rude, thoughtless and just downright spiteful frankly...

It's easy for me to say "Just ignore them" but words really can hurt.

Perhaps you need accountability of some sort; like a weight loss partner, someone who can help keep you on track.

Gosh it's hard I know but I honestly believe you'll get there, you have the desire and you are struggling through. You will hit your stride sooner or later and the pounds will start to melt off. Please please just hang in there.

azuka said...

People can be so insensitive -- honestly!

mystoriesmytestimonies said...

as one gets older it is harder to drop the weight, but u will ...just keep doing what u are doing...

as for the comment...dont worry ... they will use the same mouth to say congratulations to u later ...lol

Ubong Da said...

Nma Abasi, those legs na die o! God I didn't know u had such hot legs. Lovely complexion as well. Oga dey enjoy no be small o!

Don't be discouraged sha. Just keep up the exercises and you would achieve the desired results in due course.

Nyemoni said...

Forgive me Mrs. Somebody, but I have to be real.... I seriously laughed when I read your post! I see the humor in it and I'm happy that you can put it down as it is....please don't call me insensitive cos I'm not... The first step is to accept yourself for how you look and then to acknowledge the fact that you need to change what it is that you don't like about your body, which you have done..I'm glad it's only your weight you need to work on... how about if it was your ears, nose, feet or legs you didn't like? Yeah, YOUR LEGS ROCK!!! I swear! And your complexion as well.... They may say all they want, but just keep at it! Eventually you will reach your desired goal! Be consistent and Good luck!

dolly said...

Just keep doind what u're doing... don't be discouraged

You've got hot legs ooo

refinedone said...

Mrs S....Like some one said, you have to first love yourself and fix what you dont like.
You should stop giving ppl the power to talk to you about you any how about your weigth.
... Like most have said to you ...you have great legs and a beautiful complextion( many would spend money trying to get ) :)

when you talk I really think your obese! .... you are not, just walk on you stomach and make sure you are doing this for yourself and no one else...

all the best!!

moi said...

Mrs Somebody just keep on keeping on! Do not listen to the nay sayers, don't let them discourage you o! You will get the desired results soon!

Jaybabe said...

Dont lose hope hey?..just keep on treading.Dont even hate how you look coz of what people say.Thats you okay?..no one can change that.You'll get there.With determination like that..you'll finally get there.

3 kids you said? Welcome to the 3rd club babe! 3 is surely the magic number!

Vickii said...

No no no ... Don't wire your jaw, you might lose weight temporarily but as soon as you start eating normally it will go back on, plus you would have learnt nothing, and you'll be too weak with hunger to do any exercise which is really important for healthy weightloss.

I think continue persevering! Nigerian people are so insensitive! The number of times I have told my dad that 'you have put on weight' is not appropriate greeting for a woman ...

Good luck! Honestly, just make real, healthy changes to your diet and exercise as much as you can. It'll come off!

anijawife said...

Mrs dont ever accept that crab and stop doing that to yourself.You must first love yourself no matter what b4 other people will love you.Do you know how many pepole will love to have that your legs and skin-babe,wise up.Iam not saying fat is good but let it be at your own will.Iam 14 up and 16 down after 4 kids and people will still say you are too fat and to God,i ve always been b/n 12 and 14 even as a babe and they still want to kill me.so be yourself and work out what suit you.All the best

TaureanMinx said...

Eeeen, no respect! You should have punished them lol. Take it easy, you just need someone to encourage you. That wiring thing is not it at all!

omohemi Benson said...

Please don't do the wirin thing,
This is your race and you can't expect everyone to understand,I know it is hard for to brush off all the stuff you hear, but don't give up.

Anonymous said...

Take care of yourself,you will lose the weight just keep focused.God Bless.

Anonymous said...

I have been trying to lose weight for a while and it seems like nothing worked. An older woman at church even told me I looked pregnant! Anyway, just keep at it and you will get the desired results. Look at it this way, you can jog for 30-45 minutes straight, how many of those people making comments about how you haven't lost weight can do that? The goal is about being healthy, and you are on your way there.

Anonymous said...

Losing weight is one of the toughest things to do especially at an older age. There is no secret to losing weight, the first step is recognizing that for you to lose weight you have to burn more calories than you eat. If you take in 2000 Calories daily you have to burn at least 3000 daily for you to see a significant difference. Adding weights to your workout will greatly help, because the more muscle you have the more calories you burn after you finish the workout sef. Cardio only burns calories when you are doing it, I suggest you start with 2o of weight exercise and 20 mins of cardio right afterwards. I hope this helps.

Thoughts said...

Not to be mean or anything, but I can understand why they'd think u're fat.Drastic situations call for drastic measures.U better do something about it while u still have the drive so u don't just give up.If you must snack at night, snack on fruits or some healthy protein.

~Mimi~ said...

first of all, you have so many negative people around you.whats with your inlaws and friends telling you you're 'still fat'? that is uncalled for. not being rude, you can tell them that if they arent going to say anything supportive or positive,they should zip it!! losing weight isnt easy.

that said,set small goals for yourself.3kg in a week is not a bad thing.be persistent and turn your back on the bad beles.

lastly,find yourself good friends who will tell you positive things!! this will give u motivation.

best of luck jare.

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LittleGirlLost said...

There was time when I was really tiny but I still wanted to lose weight. Now that I have gone up a couple of sizes I wonder what the hell was wrong with me that I wanted to lose weight when I was so small. My point is don't lose sight of your assets incase you lose even them.

So what you need to lose a little weight? You are working on it. In the meantime you still have great legs and you are maintaining your current weight...work it!

Uzo said...

Kai...I know what you mean about just being fed up with the whole damn effort of it all but you hasve to keep at it....Pele

And these people who have no limits...nah wah oh. Please ignore

I understand Sis! said...

Sister darling,
Are you keeping a daily food diary ??
Every morsel including chewing gum must be written down daily I hear that works wonders. Visit
www.3hourdiet.net and
PeerTrainer.com

Bubbles said...

Firstly, do not re-wire ur jaws. You already tried that and it did not work. Besides, i personally think weight loss should involve a life style change and wiring ur jaws is not only unhealthy but its also not a lasting solution.

Secondly, it's unbelieveable how rude people in Nigeria can be when it comes to talking about someone else's weight. It's sad that u have to deal with such negative people and it's understandable how u can become discouraged and upset by it.

You have to remember u didn't gain the weight in a year, so u can't expect to lose it a healthy way just like that. So please don't get discouraged. Keep on jogging, very soon u'll see the results. My mom actually lost over 20pounds about 10kg in 3 months by jogging every day for an hour.

So hang in there. Nothing good comes easy.

stuck in my throat o said...

i find it amazing o, that pikins of this day an age no ged red skirt(respect)!HISS!
You dont have thighs o.all you have is a stomach and a nice complexion.I feel you on the weight loss sha.
Good luck with the efforts.

In my head and around me said...

Nne, itala ahuhu (My dear, u don suffer).

I'm with bubbles: Nothing good comes easy. As long as you keep your eye on the goal (and very importantly pray for added strength against fast food places, LOL!), you'll get there.

Remember, you have an audience and we are watching. A lot of us are drawing inspiration from you.

In my head and around me said...

Forgot to mention, please don't do the wire thing. Its so extreme.

chioma said...

My poor baby! eh yah..i can only imagine how depressing such comments can be..but dont worry u can do it. how about working with one of those dietician people in addition to working out..your sister in laws sound like cinderella's step sisters.lol.there your hubbys sisters right?..like one igbo gospel tune says " never mind them,never you mind them".
I was showing mr mayaki(one annoying but likeable colleague of mine) your pics..and he was like "this lady is not fat.. her main problem is her stomach"..as you loose weight you really need to focus on your problem areas..if not you will just be a sie 12/14 with abig tummy.. You are a great looking lady and i know you can do it..just shake off all the negativity and remeber food is your drug of choice..when your tempted to sink into depression and go on an eating spree see that pizza as heroin..and just breath. God bless you

chioma said...

also the wiring thing sound like a bad diet..where once u remove the wires th weight just comes back..its not about wires it about a lifestyle.

yankeenaijachick said...

epele, l can imagine. l love ur blog. One step at a time towards loosing that weight. Naija people too have big mouth. God hellep us.

Yemi said...

Hello Ms. Somebody,

I am not a blogger, but I come in once in a while to read blogs out of boredom.

I do understand how you feel. I had my kids back to back, and I had gained so much weight in the process, it took seeing a picture of myself to realize I had to make a change. I was on a mission, and determined to change my lifestyle.. I wanted to feel a sense of wholeness, body, mind and soul. I wanted to be happy with what I see in the mirror. Realizing that i did not find myself attractive, i couldn't imagine my husband seeing me attractive. Realty set in, and the work began.

I was up to a size 14 and now down to a size 8. my goal is to get to a size 6, and then maintain the weight. Here are my suggestions, learn to count your calories, understanding that you are in naija, I don't know if you have ur foods labeled with the fat content, sugar content and the likes, if not, you can cut out sugar from your diet, cut out soda, and caffeine, u can substitute sugar with Splendor (0 calories) try and cut out rice, ,bread, butter, and fried food from your diet, if u must eat bread, do wheat bread, and eat very little rice if u must... drink lots of water, and try to detox your system once or twice a week, which will eliminate the lethargic feeling we all go through most of the time. By detoxing your system, you can drop 2-3lbs a day, what you need to do to detox is to drink water, green tea (or any antioxidant beverage), and eat only fruits (oranges, tangerine, apple.. no banana),and salad without chicken or turkey for the whole day.

U need to be very careful of the condiments u use, salad dressings, ketchup, mayo, and the likes are high in fat, unless u get the fat free type. so make sure u resist from garnishing ur salad with too much dressing. Once u are done with the detox for the day, resume normal eating, but control ur portions, do a lot of walking like u currently do, it takes a lot of determination, but it is all visible. I hope this helps. try it and let me know what you think.

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Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

i liked yemi's advice.. mrs somebody i'm really sorry to hear.. i can only imagine how hard and discouraging for you to be hearing these negative comments especially when you're trying so hard... you're already on the path mami.. keep it up... you'll see results soon

Anonymous said...

WOTTA HELL?! I MEAN I HAVE SEEN PPLE FATTER DAN U BUT WITH FLATTER TUMMIES! U LOOK VERY VERY PREGNANT AND U AINT EVEN DAT FAT. PLEASE GO CHEK URSELF AT THE HOSP. O....HOPEFULLY SOMETHING (GOD FORBID) ISN'T GROWING IN UR STOMACK...AND I'M NOT TALKN ABOUT A BABY!....SERIOUSLY O

Mrs Somebody said...

@ Omodudu..........You are 1st!!!!LOL! No mind them jo.I try not to be bovvered by such words.

@ Londonbuki.....I guess those were tears of joy for you Losing half a pound.As for the negative comments from people,they just bounce off my skin...no space for them within.

@ Ugo Daniels.......Me ke?Try to seduce you?When Nkem/Naruca don jazz you finish. No feminine specie can ever attempt that.

@ Twinsmum......I'll definately hang in here.No amount of evil comments can deter me.Thanks for the cool advice.

@ Azuka.......True....very true(*sigh*).

@ MSMT.......That's what I heard.I'll just strive harder to beat the old age factor.

@ Ubong da.......Randy Naija Dude!Long time no see on this blog.Thanks for coming over once more.

@ Nyemoni.......No way! You are not being insensitive.I'm glad you can see the humour in it though.

@ Dolly........There's only one way,and it leads FORWARD! Thanks for encouraging me.

@ Refinedone.......hmmm.......I'll work on my stomach.I put the pics here to challenge me into working harder to stop people from talking.I love myself but I'll love myself more if I lose the excess 41kg.

@Moi........yeah! I'll keep on keeping on.

@Jaybabe......Hope is all I've got so I can't lose it.Not now nor ever.
(pssss.......Mr Somebody won't let me stay in the 3rd club for too long.His magic number is 5)LOL!Nay I'm just kidding.

@ Vickii.......I won't wire my jaws yet.LOL at your dad's way of greeting women.(*sigh*)If only you knew the number of times I've been greeted like that(*sigh*).I'm sure I've met your dad.

@ Anijawife......Thanks a lot.Infact I'm so angry at those negative comments so much that I'm increasing my workout hours.That'll reduce the negative comments by half for now.

@ TaureanMinx......Don't mind those kids.I reported one of them to his mum and the poor lady could not believe that her sweet angelic son could call me fat.
As for the encouragement,My blogsville family is all I've got.

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Waffarian said...

Oh girl, come to Warri, na there you go see rudeness!
1.Went to buy sweets, in front of me, "sweet woman" was telling her daughter "see as this one just fat anyhow, no be she dey stay abroad?"
2. Mothers friend: "Ah! Is this your first daughter? She is fat oh!"
3. Okada man from way back: "ah ah! sister u don fat anyhow oh, e no fit you at all!"

So, my sister leave that side, na so dem dey talk. Just look for something on them and answer back. For example "ehnnn, make e be, at least I no get "chop chop" hair". Matter go finish.
Now, to practical stuff, You will lose half of your stomach in two weeks if you follow this: Cut out all carbs, no alchohol, no sodas, reduce your meat intake and eat fish instead, eat lots of fruits and drink plenty of water. Also, good old sit-ups helps alot. Do at least 30 everyday, if you can do more then do it. As for your general weight loss program, yes, do add weights, the more muscles you build, the more weight you will lose. Persistence and patience is the key. 3 kgs is alot! It is a starting point, you are going to lose more, just keep at it. It will take time, but it can be done, please do not give up, you are doing very well. As for those people and their comments, fire them back, I am sure they all have their shortcomings as well. Good luck!

Calabar Gal said...

Mrs Somebody: Yemi and waffarian have made very constructive comments and advice. All you have to do is stick to it and it will be well. Cut out Eba, Rice, Poundo and yam for the next 6 months. Fill up your freezer with tasty peppersoup for you and you alone. (You've got to be selfish here. The rest of the household is eating all the rice and yam and pundo that isnt getting to you) With continuous exercise as you are doing now, In at least 4weeks, you should start seeing results. Oga is a live and direct testimony for you now? LOL!!

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Mommy said...

Just keep on keeping on and be patient. You will loose weight. I hear worse things but that one is non of my business. As their venom begins to come out of their mouths, I fire them back.
Take care now. :o)

Cheetarah said...

My lil bro was big,as in nickname FAT but he started to skip recently and go jogging no gym invovled, when he went to naija 4 xmas every1 was in shock and on his way back to yankee he stopped 2 see me.. I SCREAMED AT HEATHROW!ALLAH..point of this story if your determined it'll happen. and remeba eat french,its the only way 2 go!
Minwhile these people dont mean to be cruel, its just ignorance annd they dont know that their comments hurt u, block it out ok! But the pregnancy thing funny sha, no vex with me love

pamelastitch said...

hi,
mrs somebody, understand that everything takes time. Rome was not built in one day. At least you are trying. Pls, do not let anyone get you down....

:-)
take care,
pammy

chicala said...

OMG! pple have guts o. Basically dont listen to them and keep doing what u'r doin. I guess its one of those things u go thru when trying to achieve sth u want rily bad, u want to give up at some point.. Pls dont. jst keep eating as much healthy food as u can and exercise and 'dont' starve abeg. Its not a good idea at alllllll.

By the way u'l be so proud of urself, when u start to see results, trust me .

Ugo Daniels said...

Hey, where yu at? Someone said i shold tell you, he's missing you. Yu know who, dontchu?

Idemili said...

I think you should think of all this as a lifestyle choice - as keeping fit. It should be for life not just for Christmas. You need to re-adjust your thinking and the rest will follow. By thinking of it as a lifestyle choice and as a lifetime thing, you will cut yourself some slack and see your 3KG as an improvement in the long run.

I mean, you didn't put the weight on in a day, a week, a month or a year did you? Why should you lose it all at once?

Take it easy. Get a partner. You'll be fine, I tell you.

Dimples said...

You have definately motivated me o!!!!...I'm in a similar boat..need to shed off a few(tell a lie!!) loads of pounds to get to this healthy BMI business...

I shall be returning soon(ok maybe not as much as the pseudo independent sha)

Thank u very much"i understand sis"..Peertrainer seems very useful I have even joined sef...to put an end to this my quest of being an Obese Dimpled chick....that even all the fat will cover the dimples sef...


Wish you the best of luck...

Ugo Daniels said...

Hi, am sorry for gatecrashing. The Nigerian Bloggers are doing a chain sumthn on the 29th on the just concluded and recent political events in 9ja.

Please, go to The Nigerian Proclamation to get more info.

Thank you!

The Pseudo-Independent said...

Greetings!

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

I'm really sorry about all the insensitivity you've had to deal with. I can't offer any advise but I hope everything works out well. Hang in there

Daddy's Girl said...

Mrs. Somebody, stay strong, don't let the comments get to you - easier said than done, I know. Hang in there and keeping working at it - you will get there. Remember we are rooting for you! The goal is to lose it and KEEP IT OFF - wiring will not accomplish that - it will only be a temporary loss. Stick with the exercise, no late meals, healthy fuits and veg, lots of water, and no junk (it's very hard for some of us, I know, but it's the best way).

Ava said...

Hey Mrs Somebody, I have been lurking 4 a while. Too close to home this issue you have. I am a healthy Cross Riverian chick who weighs like 60lbs more than her hubby. Totally feelin' you with the whole insensitive remarks thing. Who has not told me I am fat??? EVERYONE.......right down to the freaking mai-guard. Insult! Anyway, joined peer trainer today and WILL lose the weight. And so will you. You r doing all u should (except for the fast food joints...huge No No chika). All the best and I am rooting for you.

demide said...

MRS SOMEBODY;im not trying to patronze you or nothing.BUT you do realise you are NOT FAT right??

i mean i read your blog for the firsst time today and was expecting to see someone the size of two whales.but you are OKAY.

apart from your stomach,i dont see you as fat now.ahn ahn.

if you were in london i would have recommended slimfast.i was a size 14.and i went on a strict slim fast diet.and i mean,i only lived on the 2 milkshake meal replacements a day.if i felt like eating i stuck to soup.(seaweed,fish,crabmeat etc.)
then every two weeks i did the cayenne pepper and maple syrup and lemon cleanse.

and i used to run like a lunatic round the whole of hyde park!!

i dropped to a size 10 after 2 months.

by the end of last year i was wearing a size 6.was too skinny,and i have been a size 8 since january.

i have reduced my slimfast intake,but my belly got so used to relying on liquid that food just didnt interest me.

i weigh just a little around 9pounds now.

a friend who came in from naija also,she is married though and was living the typical rich mans wifes life.she was a size 6 on her wedding day,4 years after she is a size 16.

i suggested the slimfast way too,b4 she left london she was a size 14,she shipped a whole truck load of slimfast back to naija.

i saw her two weeks ago.she is now a size 10.

and if u need evidence,i could send my pictures to you.

but in all honesty,i just think its your belly you need to work on.

and if you wanna do the slimfast route,well its drastic,but it works in my honest opinion

Ugo Daniels said...

Where da hell are you?

BiMbyLaDs** said...

hey sweetie, dont loose hope, youll be fine, and there is nothing in your stomick to be afraid of, you will be just fine

Anonymous said...

Ah ah, Ms. Hot Legs. I understand you losing weight for health reasons and as you are young ~30-32, this is the best time to lose weight. As you get older, things get harder. I swear, Naijas can get mouth!!! When I visited from Yankee, see how people dey say I don put on weight. Well, yeah. Only because I used to be 125lbs (size 2) and now was 140lbs but for my height and a size 6, I couldn't believe all these women with big nyash just dey open mouth dey scatter yan meanwhile dem fat pass beached whale!!!

Lady, do you. I agree with some of the posts on here but you can't do something drastic. It has to be in small steps. Just start small and incorporate some of the changes into your everyday diet.
1. If you like dodo, that is hard. You have to start baking your dodo and eating it in smaller portions.
2. Chicken/all kinds of meat. Baked NEVER FRIED!!
3. Stew, if you can get a hold of olive oil AND use chicken stock or water instead of drowning it in groundnut oil.
4. Beans, egusi, ogbono e.t.c. Limit the palm oil abeg. It has the highest number of saturated fats of all oils. Use tomato as a substitute to make food "look" red. Just use small amount of oil to join.
5. You have kids, so exercise will be hard. But try. Even if it's to have crate of mineral as a "step" and have some hand weights, tell someone in Yankee or Jand to send you exercise video. So you can exercise and keep an eye on your kid at the same time.


E don do. Make I go continue your blog. You are one funny lady!!

The Pseudo-Independent said...

hey Mrs Somebody I hope you are doing great and thanks for stopping. Just wanted you to know that going by general consensus i have had a change of heart and will staying although ill be heading for Nigeria in a week. God bless.

Ugo Daniels said...

Why do you always like it when i look for you eh. mrs somebodrri. You berra bring ya *** in here now and give us an update. If there's no electricity, go to a cyber cafe, osiso!lol!

The Pseudo-Independent said...

@ugo am still in search of that your aboki...

@Mrs Somebody,
Hi there - and thanks for stopping. Hope you have a great day.
btw: I know you would like to hear it even though you know it is soo true. You look hawt in the above pics. Honest.
God bless.

Christian Writer said...

My dear, keep at it. I was at a tube station the other day when a lady peered over my shoulder and said out loud in the only uncouth way Nigerians do, 'is that Beyonce? Maaan, she's fat. She's so fat. She's put on so much weight.' Between you and I, I doubt Beyonce is little more than a UK size 10 with a fabulous size 12 backside.

I turned around, gave her and her weasel-like toaster (you should've heard his lyrics, they stank) a withering look, turned my paper away from her and her size 14 bleached self and said, 'she's human, leave her alone.'

I've learnt to control my tongue. A few years ago, I wouldn't have been so polite.

Just keep at it. You will get there and you will update us - NEPA willing.

twinsmum said...

You know what I have really gotten into? Re-runs of "The Biggest Loser"
Last season's contestant, Eric lost 214 pounds. He started off at over 400 pounds (I think). The website has awesome before and after pictures. It is so so inspiring. Some of those people look like different people after - you'd never recognize them.
The link is:
http://www.nbc.com/The_Biggest_Loser/

It's so encouraging, really and you can pick up tips and stuff.

Hang in there girl! Those that are for you are so much greater in number than your naysayers....

Christian Writer said...

Back again - I'm addicted to your blog. I love running so I'm always on the lookout for running converts. Check out www.runnersworld.co.uk. They've got really good running tips.

catwalq said...

Ignore those heiffers. Dey no dey fear? keep it up. U might have to take a second look at your food intake. Not justvthe quantity but also the quality. e.g replace soda with water. I am aout to try that in my quest to loose twenty pounds before I return to school in August.

Chameleon said...

hey my sweets
how's it going?
ive missed you!!!
xxx

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Ms zee said...

YOU CAN DO IT!!! LET THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS MOTIVATE YOU.. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'VE STRUGGLED, YOU ALONE KNOW THE LESSONS LEARNT FROM YOUR JOURNEY... EMBRASE IT AND SHOW THE WORLD YOU CAN DO IT.. WHO SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE EASY??... I HAVE RELAPSED A GAZZILION TIMES AND TRIED UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO I WOKE UP AND SAID NO MORE... THERE IS A RUNNING GROUP IN LAGOS GEARING UP FOR RUN FOR THE CURE (BREAST CANCER AWEARENESS GP) I CAN GIVE YOU THE DETAILS IF YOU WANT! I AM NOT SURE IF THEY HAVE A BEGINNERS RUNNING CLASS (i'll find out)

YOU GO GIRL. PICK YOURSELF UP WHEN THE REST OF THE WORLD BRINGS YOU DOWN!!!

MamaBomboy said...

You know what.. my tummy is big too... because of fibroids. People are always asking me when I will deliver my baby (lol).

I also love to snack.. and living next to a fast food place is too much temptation. Try to always have healthy snacks around. And munch them before you get hungry.

hmmm.. because when you get hungry.. only that bad food will satisfy.

jadedjune said...

eh yah.....i felt like crying when i read this post....how mean are people sometimes......????so very rude....dats why oyibo people are smart sometimes, they just pretend like they didnt notice anything.....keep going jere....slowly but surely you will win the race......!!!

xxx

NIGERIA POLITRICKS said...

Very inspiring post! Thinking of it, Nigerians are the most insensitive people on planet earth...Anywayz, just keep doing you! Naturally, you should lose the pregnancy weight after six months of having a baby...but just keep trying different workout methods. Sit ups and cardio are very helpful around your stomach region...and eat light and alot of fruits, plus drink plenti plenti water. I'm not an expert, but just giving you my 2cents. It works!

yoyo said...

mrs. pls don't allow those ITK (i too know) kids deter you oh. abeg keep doing wat you are doing and the 3kg will increase to 6kg, 10kg then dress sizes and the world will see. just think of this phase as the "silent chapter" no one understands but when you are done, your coming out will be spectalular. just try and make all those EP (enemies of progress) ashamed.

mide said...

I really feel you have allowed people put theri mouth in things that don't concern them, including your sister inlaw. People have challenges and it is not anybody's business to diver into it. You need to chanhge the way you relate with people. When people say things that are not appropriate to you, ignore them or give them a cold shoulder. They will get the message and keeping on trying. The Lord will help you.

Omara said...

Nobody has the right to speak to you in this way... and YOU have to find another way other than weight to define who you are and your purpose on this planet. I know there is so much more to you but focusing on weight on this blog can not be healthy. I for one would love to know what else you do.

BlogVille Idols said...

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Ruke said...

Sweetheart...I can identify with you every single step of the way. WHich diet have I not tried, which machine have I not got on....Hmmmm

All I can say the battle of this bulge is definitely money in another man's pocket.

Putting on the TV is a constant reminder ...There is always one diet product they are promoting or weight loss programme going on.

I think my problem is descipline, I ain't just got it. I try, I really try, contrary to what people may think. What they sometimes forget is that we are not all the same; while it might be easy for some people to lose weight, for some, it is not so easy ...different metabolisms.

Sweetheart, I got your back, I'm back on another weight loss programme, but this one is called lifestyle change. Where I work on identifying issues behind my weight gain and work on changing my lifestyle for sustainble change.

I have used this site www.fitday.com, a good journal site to keep you on track.

Tara,

STREETBRAND said...

I can't believe I have just discovered your blog; brilliant, honest stuff. I agree with a lot of the comments on here; you can't allow people to get to you that way. 3kg is an achievement so feel good about reaching that milestone; one day at a time, hey! Anyhoo, a good site to check out is www.sparkpeople.com - this site is fantastic...it is like a journal/diary where you record what you eat/calories consumed, how much exercise you've done, very useful site plus it has an online community where you can chat to other women going thru similar...also I agree with Ruke (it sounds very much like one of my friends, is that u girl?) that it's all about discipline...I interviewed Mandisa from American Idol recently for my magazine (www.streetbrand.com) and I am not trying to plug the mag but honestly your story reminded me of the interview as she talks about her battle with food addiction/weight management, this was a real eye opener...you may want to check it out...you never know you may be inspired. Keep working at achieving your goal; anything is possible so don't give up...

Ruke said...

Hey Streetbrand,

Surprise surprise, it is me alright! Fancy bumping into here.

catch up with you later.

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Vera Ezimora said...

Mrs. Somebody, can I just say that you are sooooooooooo flippin funny?! I'm reading this stuff and I'm laughing my head off/

I don't mean 2 patronize you BUT you do not look bad @ ALL. Maybe you're having such a hard time losing weight because you have not accepted and appreciated yourself the way you are right now. Look @ ur legs...u have beautiful legs. Have u ever stopped 2 admire them???

babzent said...

Inspayaring is d word for ya blog! Keep on keeping on sis,you'd start seeing results soon. "Rome was not built in a day". And dont be discouraged by them haters. U'd get ur turn to say I told you I can do it.

Anonymous said...

You might have an underlying disorder that is causing you to not lose weight. You might have a thyroid problem, Cushings syndrome, a benign abdominal tumor, the list goes on. You should go get checked by your doctor. good luck!

Naijasutra said...

i am in your shoes, i cannot get to the weight i desire to be in. that discipline thing is hard and about wiring your mouth, i should try it.

interesting blog.

Peregrine said...

Thanks for writing this.

出張ホスト said...

女性会員様増加につき、当サイトの出張ホストが不足中です。女性の自宅やホテルに出向き、欲望を満たすお手伝いをしてくれる男性アルバイトをただいま募集していますので、興味のある方はTOPページから無料登録をお願いいたします

家出 said...

最近様々なメディアで紹介されている家出掲示板では、全国各地のネットカフェ等を泊り歩いている家出少女のメッセージが多数書き込みされています。彼女たちはお金がないので掲示板で知り合った男性とすぐに遊びに行くようです。あなたも書き込みに返事を返してみませんか

救援部 said...

オ○ニーライフのお手伝い、救援部でHな見せたがり女性からエロ写メ、ムービーをゲットしよう!近所の女の子なら実際に合ってHな事ができちゃうかも!?夏で開放的になっている女の子と遊んじゃおう

逆援助 said...

メル友募集のあそび場「ラブフリー」はみんなの出逢いを応援する全国版の逆援助コミュニティーです!女の子と真剣にお付き合いしたい方も、複数の女性と戯れたい方も今すぐ無料登録からどうぞ

倶楽部 said...

簡単にお小遣い稼ぎをしたい方必見、当サイト逆¥倶楽部では無料登録して女性の性の欲求に応えるだけのアルバイトです。初心者でもすぐに高収入の逆¥交際に興味をもたれた方はTOPページまでどうぞ。

プロフ公開 said...

サイト作成は初めてでぇす。プロフは友達も作ってたので私も頑張って作成しました。プロフもってる人はメル友になって見せ合いっこしませんか?メアドのせてるので連絡ください。love-friend0925@docomo.ne.jp

素人 said...

男性が主役の素人ホストでは、女性の体を癒してあげるだけで高額な謝礼がもらえます。欲求不満な人妻や、男性と出逢いが無い女性が当サイトで男性を求めていらっしゃいます。興味のある方はTOPページからどうぞ

SM度チェッカー said...

あなたのSM度をかんたん診断、SM度チェッカーで隠された性癖をチェック!真面目なあの娘も夜はドS女王様、ツンデレなあの子も実はイジめて欲しい願望があるかも!?コンパや飲み会で盛り上がること間違いなしのおもしろツールでみんなと盛り上がろう

セフレ said...

男性なら一人くらいは作ってみたいセフレですが、実は女性もいつでもSEXしたいときにできる友達がほしいと思っているのです。そのような彼女たちの欲求を満たしてあげませんか

デリバリーホスト said...

女性向け風俗サイトで出張デリバリーホストをしてみませんか?時給2万円の高額アルバイトです。無料登録をしてあとは女性からの呼び出しを待つだけなので、お試し登録も歓迎です。興味をもたれた方は今すぐどうぞ。

家出 said...

「家出してるんで、泊まるところないですか?」家出掲示板には毎日このような女の子からの書き込みがされています。彼女たちは家やホテルに泊まらせてあげたり、遊んであげるだけであなたに精一杯のお礼をしてくれるはずです

チェッカー said...

SM度チェッカーで隠された性癖をチェック!外見では分からない男女のSM指数をチェックして相性のいい相手を見つけ、SMプレイしてみよう!合コンや飲み会で盛り上がること間違いなしのおもしろツールをみんなとやってみよう

熟女サークル said...

性欲のピークを迎えたセレブ熟女たちは、お金で男性を買うことが多いようです。当、熟女サークルでは全国各地からお金持ちのセレブたちが集まっています。女性から男性への報酬は、 最低15万円からとなっております。興味のある方は一度当サイト案内をご覧ください

メル友募集中 said...

プロフ見た感想を携帯アドの方に送ってください。悪口は気が病むので止めておいて欲しいですjewely.jmtjd@docomo.ne.jp

グリー said...

ネットで恋人探しなら、グリーをおすすめします。ここからあなたの理想の恋愛関係がはじまります。純粋な出会いから、割り切ったエッチな出会いまで何でもあります。ミクシーから女の子が大量流入中!ココだけの話、今が狙い目です

玉の輿度チェッカー said...

当サイトは、みんなの「玉の輿度」をチェックできる性格診断のサイトです。ホントのあなたをズバリ分析しちゃいます!玉の輿度には、期待以上の意外な結果があるかも

セレブ said...

セレブラブでは心とカラダに癒しを求めるセレブ女性と会って頂ける男性を募集しています。セレブ女性が集まる当サイトではリッチな彼女たちからの謝礼を保証、安心して男性はお金、女性は体の欲求を満たしていただけます。興味がある方は当サイトトップページからぜひどうぞ

プロフ said...

携帯アドのせておきました。恥ずかしい写真とか乗せてるけど、許してください。ネット友達探してるのでよかったら連絡ください。for-a-sweetheart@docomo.ne.jp

ゲイ said...

ゲイの数が飛躍的に増えている現代、彼らの出逢いの場は雑誌やハッテン場からネットに移り変わってきています。当サイトは日本最大のゲイ男性の交流の場を目指して作られました。おかげさまで会員数も右肩上がりに伸びています。ゲイの方や興味のある方はぜひ当サイトをご覧ください。

家出 said...

家出した少女たちは今晩泊る所がなく、家出掲示板で遊び相手を探しているようです。ご飯をおごってあげたり、家に泊めてあげるだけで彼女たちは体でお礼をしてくれる娘が多いようです

素人 said...

さびしい女性や、欲求不満な素人女性たちを心も体も癒してあげるお仕事をご存じですか?女性宅やホテルに行って依頼主の女性とHしてあげるだけで高額の謝礼を手に入れる事が出来るのです。興味のある方は当サイトTOPページをご覧ください

公開プロフ said...

最近いい事ない人集合!話聞いて欲しいって時ないですか?やけに寂しいんですよね。私も聞くので私のも聞いてください。メアド乗せておくのでメールから始めましょうfull-of-hope@docomo.ne.jp

高額アルバイト said...

性欲を持て余し、欲求不満になっている女性を金銭の対価を得て、癒して差し上げるお仕事です。参加にあたり用紙、学歴等は一切問いません。高額アルバイトに興味のある方はぜひどうぞ

グリー said...

グリーで広げよう、掲示板の輪!グリーから飛び出た出会いの掲示板が楽しめるのはここだけ、無料登録するだけで友達・趣味トモ・恋人が探せちゃいます

右脳左脳チェッカー said...

パーティーや合コンでも使える右脳左脳チェッカー!あなたの頭脳を分析して直観的な右脳派か、理詰めな左脳派か診断出来ます。診断結果には思いがけない発見があるかも!みんなで診断して盛り上がろう

野外露出 said...

野外露出の掟・・・それはいかに通報されないで脱ぐかですが、合法的に露出プレイを楽しめる方法があるのをご存じですか?当サイトで露出パートナーを探したりプレイ出来る場所を提供を探したり出来るのです。興味のある方はどうぞ

出張ホスト said...

女性会員様増加につき、出張ホストのアルバイトが不足中です。ホテルや女性の自宅に出向き、彼女たちの欲望を満たすお手伝いをしてくれる男性アルバイトをただいま募集しております。興味のある方はTOPページをご覧ください

友達募集 said...

美容院いってきた記念に写メを更新しました。結構気に入ってるんですけどどうですか?メール乗せておくのでメッセお待ちしてるなりmiracle.memory@docomo.ne.jp

家出掲示板 said...

最近雑誌やTVで紹介されている家出掲示板では、全国各地のマンガ喫茶等を泊り歩いている家出少女のメッセージが多数書き込みされています。彼女たちはお金がないので掲示板で知り合った男性の家にでもすぐに遊びに行くようです。あなたも書き込みに返事を返してみませんか

高級チェリー said...

高級チェリーの秋は童貞卒業のシーズンです。童貞を食べたい女性達もウズウズしながら貴方との出会いを待っています。そんなセレブ達に童貞を捧げ、貴方もハッピーライフをってみませんか

童貞 said...

童貞を奪ってみたい女性たちは、男性にとって「初体験」という一生に一度だけの、特別なイベントを共に心に刻み込むことを至上の喜びにしているのです。そんな童貞好きな女性たちと最高のSEXをしてみませんか

プロフ said...

プロフ作ったわいいけど見てくれる人いなくて少し残念な気分に陥ってます。意見でもいいので見た方がいましたら一言コメント送ってくだしゃいメアドのせているのでよろしくでしゅapotheosis@docomo.ne.jp

乱交パーティー said...

乱交パーティー実施サークル、「FREE SEX NET」では人に見られること、人に見せつける事が大好きな男女が集まり、乱交パーティーを楽しむサークルです。参加条件は「乱交が好きな18歳以上の健康な方」です。興味がある方はぜひ当サイトをご覧ください

盗撮掲示板 said...

全国各地の名うての盗撮のプロたちが自身のコレクションを密かに交換する、完全会員制・盗撮掲示板。門外不出のここでしか見られないお宝ばかりです。話題のhaman動画よりヤバイ動画をゲットしよう

精神年齢 said...

あなたの秘められた精神年齢をチェックできる診断サイトです。ここであなたの実際の精神年齢が簡単な質問でわかっちゃいます。普段は子供っぽいあの人も実は大人の思考の持ち主で子供っぽく振舞ってるだけかも知れませんよ

家出 said...

家出している女の子と遊んでみませんか?彼女たちはお金に困っているので、掲示板で知り合ったいろんな男の家を泊り歩いている子も多いのです。そんな子たちとの出逢いの場を提供しています

gree said...

ネットで恋人探しなら、greeをおすすめします。ここからあなたの理想の恋愛関係が始まります。純粋な出逢いから、割り切ったHな出逢いまで何でもあります。ミクシーから女の子が大量流入中!ココだけの話、今が狙い目です

逆¥交際 said...

出会ぃも今は逆¥交際!オンナがオトコを買う時代になりました。当サイトでは逆援希望の女性が男性を自由に選べるシステムを採用しています。経済的に成功を収めた女性ほど金銭面は豊かですが愛に飢えているのです。いますぐTOPページからどうぞ

プロフ said...

世界の中心で貴方を叫ぶような恋がしたいんです。愛に飢えているゆいと恋バナ話ませんか?メアドのっけてるので気になる方は連絡頂戴ねuna-cima@docomo.ne.jp

出張ホスト said...

女性向け風俗サイトで出張ホストをしてみませんか?時給2万円以上の高額アルバイトです。無料登録をしてあとは女性からの呼び出しを待つだけでOK、お試し登録も歓迎です。興味をもたれた方は今すぐどうぞ。

エロ動画 said...

流出からハメ撮りまでマニアも満足のエロ動画満載、抜きたくなったらチャットでサックと約束、有無を言わさずサックと中出し、便器女を簡単get出来るサイトです

若妻 said...

セレブと言われる世の若妻は男に飢えています、特に地位が邪魔して出会いが意外と少ないから、SEXサークルを通じて日頃のストレス発散に毎日男を買い漁っています。ここは彼女達ご用達の口コミサイトです

家出 said...

一人で家出したんだけど助けてほしいです。今まで強がってました。もう親には頼れない…super-love.smile@docomo.ne.jp

お宝映像 said...

激レア映像!芸能人のお宝映像を一挙公開中!無料登録するだけでレアなお宝映像やハプニング画像が取り放題、期間限定の動画も見逃せない

動物占い said...

大人気、動物占いであなたの秘められた野性がわかる!草食系と思っていたあの子も実は肉食動物かも知れない!意外性のある占いをみんなで楽しもう

熟女 said...

仕事を辞めてください。一日で今の月収を超えるお誘いがあります。某有名セレブ熟女の強い要望により少しの間、恋人契約という女性からのお申し込みがありました。今までは地位や名誉のために頑張ってこられたようでございますが年齢を重ね、寂しさが強くなってきたようでございます。男性との時間を欲しがっている女性に癒しを与えてくださいませ

エロ漫画 said...

エロアニメナビ・エロ漫画好きにはたまらないお宝満載!激アツなサイトだけを選りすぐりました。女の子にも男の子にも使いやすく無料で出会えるサイトばかりを掲載しています

1人H said...

1人Hのお手伝い、救援部でHな見せたがり女性からエロ写メ、ムービーをゲットしよう!近所の女の子なら実際に合ってHな事ができちゃうかも!?開放的な女の子と遊んじゃおう

メール said...

ストーカーの追い回されて怖いんです。毎日夜になると非通知電話多いし怖い。。。助けてくださいpeach-.-girl@docomo.ne.jp

スタビ said...

復活、スタービーチ!日本最大の友達探しサイトがついに復活、進化を遂げた新生スタービーチをやってみませんか?理想のパートナー探しの手助け、合コンパーティー等も随時開催しています。楽しかった頃のスタビを体験しよう

処女 said...

「友達の中で処女なのは私だけ…でも恥ずかしくて処女だなんて言えない、誰でもイイからバージンを貰ってほしい!」そんな女性が沢山いる事をご存じですか?出合いが無かった、家が厳格だった等の理由でHを経験したことがない女性がたくさんいるのです。当サイトはそんな女性たちと男性を引き合わせるサイトです

メアド開運 said...

メアド開運、あなたの使ってるメアドを診断出来ちゃうサイト!吉と出るか凶と出るかはあなた次第、普段使ってるメアドの金運、恋愛運が測定できちゃいます

逆¥交際 said...

今話題の逆¥交際!あなたはもう体験しましたか?当サイトでは逆援希望の女性が男性を自由に選べるシステムを採用しています。成功を収めた女性ほど金銭面は豊かですが愛に飢えているのです。いますぐTOPページからどうぞ

豪華賞品 said...

只今、シャープ32型液晶テレビ、PS3等、豪華商品が当たるキャンペーンを実施中!まずは欲しい商品を選び、メールアドレスを登録して無料エントリー!その場で当たりが出たら賞品ゲットできます。抽選に外れた方もWチャンスで商品券等が当たります。ぜひチャレンジして下さい

副収入 said...

一夜限りの割り切ったお付き合いで副収入が得られる交際サイトのご案内です。アルバイト感覚での挑戦もできる、安心の無料登録システムを採用しておりますので、興味のある方は当サイトへぜひどうぞ

メル友 said...

彼氏にDVされて、ちょっと男性不信です。でも、恋愛して彼氏も作りたいと思ってるので、優しく接してくれる人を探してます。連絡待ってまぁす! pretty-toy-poodle@docomo.ne.jp

神待ち said...

家出をして不安な少女たちの書込が神待ち掲示板に増えています。一日遊んであげたり、家に招いて泊まらせてあげるだけで、彼女たちはあなたに精一杯のお礼をしてくれるはずです

乱交 said...

全国乱交連盟主催、スワップパーティーに参加しませんか?初めての方でも安心してお楽しみいただけるパーティーです。参加費は無料、開催地も全国に120ヶ所ありますので気軽に参加してお楽しみ下さい

アブノーマル said...

SM・露出・スワッピング・レズ・女装・フェチなど…普通じゃ物足りないあなたが思う存分楽しめる世界!貴方だけのパートナーを探してみませんか?アブノーマルでしか味わえない至福の時をお過ごしください

セレブラブ said...

セレブラブでは毎月10万円を最低ラインとする謝礼を得て、セレブ女性に快楽を与える仕事があります。無料登録した後はメールアプローチを待つだけでもOK、あなたも当サイトで欲求を満たしあう関係を作ってみませんか

裏バイト said...

簡単に大金を稼ぐことができる裏バイトがあります。女性が好きな方、健康な方なら日給3万円以上の収入を得ることも可能です。興味のある方はHPをご覧ください

救援部 said...

一人Hを男性に見てもらうことで興奮する女性が多数いることをご存じですか?当サイト、救援部ではそんな女性たちが多数登録されています。男性会員様は彼女たちのオ○ニーを見てあげるだけで謝礼を貰えるシステムとなっております。

メル友募集 said...

冬に1人ボッチで家でご飯とかオヤスミなんて寂しすぎるょ~~っ!こんなところに書き込んだら削除されちゃいそうだけど少しでもきっかけ作らなくっちゃと思って書いてみましたっ!!気軽に会ったり出来たりする方ってこの掲示板見てませんか~!?良かったらメールくださいね★フリメだったら私気付けないんで携帯のアドレス乗せておくねっ!! love-sexy@docomo.ne.jp

失恋 said...

失恋は心に深い傷を残します。その傷を癒す特効薬、それは新しい出会い。あなたの心を癒す、素晴らしい出会いを当サイトで見つけて、笑顔を取り戻してください

高額バイト said...

高額バイトのご案内です。欲求不満になっている女性を癒して差し上げるお仕事です。参加にあたり用紙、学歴等は一切問いません。高収入を稼ぎたい、女性に興味のある方はぜひどうぞ

交際 said...

スタービーチの突然の閉鎖、優良な友達探しサイトが無くなってしまいましたが、新生・スタービーチがここに復活しました!、進化を遂げた新生スタービーチをやってみませんか?理想の交際探しの手助け、合コンパーティー等も随時開催しています。楽しかった頃のスタビを体験しよう

神待ちサイト said...

「家出してるんで、泊まるところないですか?」家出救済神待ちサイトには毎日このような女の子からの書き込みがされています。彼女たちはホテルや家に泊まらせてあげたり、遊んであげるだけであなたに精一杯のお礼をしてくれるはずです

露出 said...

普通のプレイじゃ絶対味わえない快感、それは野外露出プレイ。最初は嫌がっていた女も次第にハマっていって、その内それが快感に変わってきます。野外露出プレイで興奮度アップ間違い無し

友達 said...

早い時期に結婚してしまって、少し後悔しているんです。私は、今の夫しか経験が無くって、このままでいいのかなって…。思うようになってきてしまって…冒険はしたいんですけど、やっぱりばれたりしたら怖いので…割り切りで会える方って居ませんでしょうか?連絡お待ちしてますね♪最初に年齢を教えてくれるとうれしいです。pop-music-lo-ve@docomo.ne.jp

人妻 said...

Hな人妻たちの社交場、割り切った付き合いも当然OK!欲求不満のエロ人妻たちを好みに合わせてご紹介します。即会い、幼な妻、セレブ、熟女、SM妻、秘密、以上6つのジャンルから遊んでみたい女性を選んでください

サイドビジネス said...

1日5万円~が手に入るサイドビジネスのご案内です。男狂いのセレブ女性はネットで知り合った男を次々に金の力で食い散らかしています。そんな女性を手玉にとって大金を稼いでみませんか

Hチェッカー said...

みんなで楽しめるHチェッカー!簡単な設問に答えるだけであなたの隠されたH度数がわかっちゃいます!あの人のムッツリ度もバレちゃう診断を今すぐ試してみよう

家出 said...

最近流行の家出掲示板では、各地のネットカフェ等を泊り歩いている家出少女のメッセージが多数書き込みされています。彼女たちはお金がないので掲示板で知り合った男性の家にでもすぐに泊まりに行くようです。あなたも書き込みに返事を返してみませんか

高収入アルバイト said...

性欲を持て余し、欲求不満になっている女性を金銭の対価を得て、癒して差し上げるお仕事です。参加にあたり用紙、学歴等は一切問いません。高収入アルバイトに興味のある方はぜひどうぞ

高級チェリー said...

童貞を奪ってみたい女性たちは、男性にとって「初体験」という一生に一度だけの、特別なイベントを共に心に刻み込むことを至上の喜びにしているのです。そんな童貞好きな女性たちと高級チェリーで最高のSEXをしてみませんか

困っています。 said...

最近寂しくて困っています。夜一人で寝るのが凄く寂しいです…隣で添い寝してくれる男性いませんか?見た目とか特に気にしません。優しくて一緒にいてくれる方大歓迎☆一緒に布団で温まりましょう♪shart.enamorado.de-me@docomo.ne.jp

副収入 said...

一晩の割り切ったお付き合いで副収入が得られるサイトのご案内です。アルバイト感覚での挑戦もできる、安心の無料登録システムを採用しておりますので、興味のある方は当サイトをぜひご覧ください

スタービーチ said...

復活、スタービーチ!日本最大の友達探しサイトがついに復活、進化を遂げた新生スタビをやってみませんか?理想のパートナー探しの手助け、合コンパーティー等も随時開催しています。楽しかった頃のスタビを体験しよう

モテる度チェッカー said...

なかなか彼氏、彼女が出来ない君達の深層心理を徹底解明♪みんなでモテる度チェックをやって結果交換も自由、合コンや休み時間はモテる度チェックで暇つぶし!次にモテ期が訪れる瞬間をズバリ診断しちゃいます

¥倶楽部 said...

出会ぃも今は¥倶楽部!オンナがオトコを買う時代になりました。当サイトでは逆援希望の女性が男性を自由に選べるシステムを採用しています。経済的に成功を収めた女性ほど金銭面は豊かですが愛に飢えているのです。いますぐTOPページからどうぞ

野外露出 said...

今迄は野外露出がマイナスイメージと囚われがちですが、実際は開放的な気分になり有名人のヌーディストが、オープンになる事を推奨してるぐらいです。このサイトをキッカケに知り合った娘達と野外で楽しみませんか

高級 said...

どうしても相手がセレブだと高級感が有り、近付きにくいと思われがちですが、実際はただ欲望のままに快楽を追い求める、セレブとは掛け離れた女性が居るだけです。今こそ自分の欲望を満たすときです

人妻 said...

最近旦那とマンネリで全然Hしてません。正直もうかなり欲求不満です…誰か相手してくれる方いませんか?空いている時間は多いと思うので都合は合わせやすいと思います。お互い楽しめる関係になりたいな。人妻でも平気な人いたら是非相手してください☆一応18歳以上の人限定でお願いします。上はどこまででも大丈夫なんで excellent.lady@docomo.ne.jp

ライブチャット said...

当サイトでは無料でオナ動画を見ることができます。また、ライブチャット機能でリアルタイムオ○ニーを見るチャンスも高く、興奮間違いなしです。また、一人Hのお手伝いを希望される女性もあり、お手伝いいただけた方には謝礼をお支払いしております

スタービーチ said...

日本最大、だれもが知っている出会い系スタービーチがついに復活、進化を遂げた新生スタビをやってみませんか?趣味の合う理想のパートナー探しの手助け、合コンパーティー等も随時開催しています。楽しかった頃のスタビで遊んでみよう

モテる度 said...

あなたの異性からのモテ度数を診断できる、モテる度チェッカー!日頃モテモテで充実しているあなたもそうでないニートの方も隠されたモテスキルを測定して結果を活用し、今以上にモッテモテになること間違いなし

救援部 said...

女性のオナニーを助ける場が救援部です。ここに所属してる娘のオナニーを見て気に入ったら、実際に会ってオナニーを手伝っても良いし、エッチしても良し、これで報酬Get出来るんですから美味しいバイトですよ

スタービーチ said...

一時代を築いたスタービーチは閉鎖になりましたが、もう一度楽しい思いをしたい、もう一度出会いたいと思う有志により再度復活しました。本家以上に簡単に出会えて楽しい思いを約束します

女に生れて来たからには!! said...

誰にも言えない秘密があります。実はとってもHなんです、せっかく女として生まれたからにはアブノーマルな世界に飛び込んでみたいです☆普段では考えられないプレイを思う存分楽しみ、経験したいんです♪快楽に溺れさせてくれませんか?一緒に感じ合いましょう!!都合はつくのですぐに時間を合わせられます。18歳よりも上の方がいいです!! quietness@docomo.ne.jp

流出 said...

流出サイトでは、有名人から素人までの他では見れない秘蔵の動画を入手しています。何より素人が相手の場合に限り、アポを採る事も可能です。動画でお手軽に抜いて、抜き足らない場合は、女の子にハメて来て下さい

グリー said...

日本最大級、だれもが知っている出会い系スタービーチがついに復活、グリーより面白い新生スタビをやってみませんか?趣味の合う理想のパートナー探し、合コンパーティーに興味がある方はぜひ無料登録してみてください。楽しかった頃のスタビで遊んでみよう

SM度チェッカー said...

あなたのSM度を簡単診断、SM度チェッカーで隠された性癖をチェック!真面目なあの娘も夜はドS女王様、ツンデレなあの子も実はイジめて欲しい願望があるかも!?コンパや飲み会で盛り上がること間違いなしのおもしろツールでみんなと盛り上がろう

リッチセックス said...

女性には風俗がない!そんな悩みを持つセレブ女たちは、リッチセックスでお金を使い自分を満たします。金銭面では豊かですが、愛に飢えている彼女たちを癒して高額な報酬を手に入れてみませんか

神待ち said...

女子○生の個人情報公開!?遊び盛りの神待ち女子○生の写メ・アドレス・番号を公開中!好みの女の子を選んで直メ・直電で今すぐ待ち合わせしよう

高級チェリー said...

高級チェリーの冬は童貞卒業のシーズンです。童貞を食べたい女性達もウズウズしながら貴方との出会いを待っています。そんな女性達に童貞を捧げ、貴方もハッピーライフを送ってみませんか

友達募集中 said...

初書き込みで申し訳ないんですが、都合のいい男性探しています。不況の中でも会社が高成長してて、忙しい毎日です。お陰でプライベートが充実していなくって、溜まる一方です。財産的にも多少余裕が今のところあるのでお礼もできます。何より、この書き込みが読まれているのかちょっと怪しいですけど…。アドレス置いとくので、消されないうちにメールくれたら嬉しいです。inspiration.you@docomo.ne.jp

出張ホスト said...

結婚してから女としての喜びを失った玉の輿女性達、エリート旦那のそつのない動きには満足できるはずもなく、時間を持て余すお昼時に旦那のお金を使い、出張ホストサービスを楽しむそうでございます。今回も10万円での愛を承っております。癒しの一時をご一緒して謝礼を貰ってくださいませ

gree said...

だれもが知っている日本で一番有名な出会い系スタービーチがついに復活、greeより面白い新生スタビをやってみませんか?理想のパートナー探し、合コンパーティーに興味がある方はぜひ無料登録してみてください

玉の輿度チェッカー said...

当サイトは、みんなが玉の輿に乗れるかどうか診断できる性格診断のサイトです。ホントのあなたをズバリ分析しちゃいます!玉の輿度チェッカーの診断結果には、期待以上の意外な結果があるかも

デリバリーホスト said...

男性との甘い一時が奥様達には必要になっております。刺激のない私生活はとても辛く、ココロもカラダもストレスが堪る一方、そんな中にデリバリーホストに癒しを求めている奥様、セレブ女性は大変増えてきており、男性の方が不足状態です。女性達の癒しとなる仕事をあなた様も一度体験してみてはいかがでしょうか

リア友 said...

メル友らんどでは誰でも気軽にメル友が作れちゃう、参加無料でいつでも利用可能なコミュニティサイト♪ご近所の気の合うリア友や、真面目に彼氏彼女探しなど、楽しみ方は無限大!自分にぴったりの相手を見つけちゃおう

出会い said...

大好評の逆ナンイベントが毎週開催決定!素敵な出会いのきっかけ探し・アイナビにきませんか?積極的な出会いを求める人達なら無料参加OK!あなたもほんの少しの勇気で素敵な彼氏・彼女をGETしちゃおう

お家遊びに来てくれる人いないかなぁ? said...

一人暮らし寂しいよ~(泣)誰かお家遊びにきてくれないかなぁ?休みの日とかも全然予定ありません。料理作るの得意だから来てくれたら食べてほしいな♪見た目は悪くないと思うから安心してください!(笑)細かい事は気にしないけど18歳未満の人は微妙かな、気軽に仲良くしてください milky-yukinko@docomo.ne.jp

神待ち said...

冬に1人でネカフェとか寂しすぎやし、でも自分から積極的に声を掛けれる娘ばかりと違い、内気な娘は神待ちと言われるように自分の事を助けてくれるのを待ってるんです。貴方の優しさを待ってる娘は意外な程多いよ

家出掲示板 said...

あなたのご近所の女の子たちと無料でカンタンにであえる家出掲示板!大学生・専門学生、まさかの女子○生まで!ちょっとしたお小遣い稼ぎに全国の女の子たちが殺到中!ノーピンクからちょっぴりHなお誘いまで…自分に合ったコを選んでメッセしちゃおう

名言チェッカー said...

簡単な設問に答えるだけで貴方にふさわしい名言がわかる、名言チェッカー!あなたの本当の性格を見抜いちゃいます。世界の偉人達が残した名言にはどことなく重みがあるものです

モバゲー said...

最高の遊び場、スタービーチ!日本最大の友達探しサイトがついに復活、モバゲーより面白い新生スタビをやってみませんか?理想のパートナー探しの手助け、合コンパーティー等も随時開催しています。楽しかった頃のスタビを体験しよう

円倶楽部 said...

当逆円倶楽部ではリッチなセレブと割り切りでお付き合いしてくださる男性を募集しています。女性の性欲を満たし、高額報酬をもらって楽しく暮らしてみませんか?興味がある方はアルバイト感覚での1日登録もできる、安心の無料入会を今すぐどうぞ。

旦那以外とエッチしたい said...

人妻だけどセフレ募集しちゃいます!こんな女嫌かなぁ?新しい刺激欲しいし旦那以外の男性としてみたいな。エッチのテクはそれなりに自信あるよ、フェラとか上手いってよく褒められます。年上は何歳まででもOKだけど年下は18歳までが限界かな、楽しみたい人いたら気軽によろしくね♪ enjoy-smile.of.happiness@docomo.ne.jp

神待ち said...

家出中の少女たちの書込が神待ち掲示板に増えています。ご飯を食べさせてあげたり、家に招いて泊まらせてあげるだけで、彼女たちはあなたに精一杯のお礼をしてくれるはずです

出会い said...

セフレ専門出会い喫茶エンジョイラブは店舗型出会い喫茶 ENJOYグループのネット1号店としてオープンしました♪セフレ探しを目的とした出会いの専門店です。Hに満足していない女性達が多数登録。今すぐ即アポOK表示のHな女の子を新着順で紹介中です

熟女 said...

熟女だって性欲がある、貴方がもし人妻とSEXしてお金を稼ぎたいのなら、一度当サイトをご利用ください。当サイトには全国各地からお金持ちのセレブたちが集まっています。女性から男性への報酬は、 最低15万円からと決めております。興味のある方は一度当サイト案内をご覧ください

mコミュ said...

mコミュで理想の恋人を見つけよう!某女性誌に紹介され、女の子の登録者が急増中です。新しい出会いの場としてあまり知られていない今ならメールの返信がすぐに返ってくるかも!?無料登録から始めてみよう

天然娘 said...

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